{"product_id":"pine-barrens-complaint-department-candle-9oz","title":"Pine Barrens Complaint Department Candle 9oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor centuries, people wandering through the Pine Barrens have reported strange screams echoing between the trees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNaturally, everyone assumed the worst.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurns out, the Jersey Devil just has complaints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody knows exactly what started it. Maybe the trails aren't properly marked. Maybe someone moved his favorite tree. Maybe he's been trying to reach management since 1735.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever happened, witnesses describe finding him beside the trail, gesturing angrily toward the nearest information board while making what can only be described as several extremely valid points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone once shouted, “WHAT DO YOU WANT?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe screaming stopped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen resumed considerably louder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApparently that was not the correct customer-service response.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarm and nostalgic, Fallen Leaves captures the feeling of a crisp autumn walk through the woods. Apple, cinnamon, and clove bring cozy seasonal warmth before giving way to pine, eucalyptus, juniper, and tart cranberry. A grounding base of cedar leaves the fragrance distinctly woodsy, comforting, and unmistakably fall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vintage roadside-inspired label takes you into the autumn Pine Barrens at sunset, where a lonely sandy trail winds through the pines and one increasingly frustrated local appears to have been waiting quite some time for assistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe isn't attacking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe'd just like to speak to whoever's in charge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍎 \u003cstrong\u003eApple • Cinnamon • Clove • Pine • Eucalyptus • Juniper • Cranberry • Cedar\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eYour representative will be with you shortly. Probably.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCandle Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Size: 9 oz\u003cbr\u003e• Amber glass vessel with gold lid\u003cbr\u003e• Coconut soy wax blend\u003cbr\u003e• Cotton wick, lead and zinc free\u003cbr\u003e• Approx. 45-hour burn time\u003cbr\u003e• Vegan wax blend\u003cbr\u003e• Gluten, paraben, and phthalate free\u003cbr\u003e• Made with renewable ingredients\u003cbr\u003e• Part of the Cryptid Country Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fallen Leaves\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCandle Care\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrim the wick to approximately 1\/4 inch before each burn. For the first burn, allow the melted wax to reach the edges of the vessel to encourage an even burn and help prevent tunneling. Keep on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from drafts and flammable materials. Never leave a burning candle unattended, and keep away from children and pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease remain on the line.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour estimated wait time is 287 years.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shadow Threadz","offers":[{"title":"Fallen Leaves","offer_id":64460480643441,"sku":"PMH74-L-FL.1859792","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0906\/3533\/8097\/files\/b35e3d3d996003a9fb768bcfde72b5f58867ef84.jpg?v=1787656463","url":"https:\/\/shadowthreadzshop.com\/products\/pine-barrens-complaint-department-candle-9oz","provider":"Shadow Threadz ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}