{"product_id":"the-campsite-inspector-candle-9oz","title":"The Campsite Inspector Candle 9oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eMost campers worry about bears.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAround here, the bears are the least judgmental thing in the woods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCampers have long reported waking to find their sites mysteriously tidied overnight. Coolers are latched. Food gets put away. Trash disappears. Firewood gets stacked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEventually, someone spotted the responsible party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTall. Hairy. Standing between the trees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArms crossed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApparently, Bigfoot isn't raiding campsites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's inspecting them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGary learned this after leaving an open bag of chips outside his tent. At 2:13 AM, he heard heavy footsteps, some rustling, and the cooler opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy morning, the chips were safely inside, the cooler was latched, and his firewood had been neatly stacked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBased on the disappointed look Gary received from the tree line, we're estimating a B-minus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFresh, crisp, and timeless, Fraser Fir captures the feeling of stepping into a cool evergreen forest. Cypress and bright lemon peel lead into evergreen and cedar, while fir, warm amber, and earthy moss create a comforting woodland finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe isn't hunting you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe's looking at your cooler. And frankly, he has concerns.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌲 \u003cstrong\u003eCypress • Lemon Peel • Evergreen • Cedar • Fir • Amber • Moss\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe's very particular about food storage.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCandle Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Size: 9 oz\u003cbr\u003e• Amber glass vessel with gold lid\u003cbr\u003e• Coconut soy wax blend\u003cbr\u003e• Cotton wick, lead and zinc free\u003cbr\u003e• Approx. 45-hour burn time\u003cbr\u003e• Vegan wax blend\u003cbr\u003e• Gluten, paraben, and phthalate free\u003cbr\u003e• Made with renewable ingredients\u003cbr\u003e• Part of the Cryptid Country Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fraser Fir\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCandle Care\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrim the wick to approximately 1\/4 inch before each burn. For the first burn, allow the melted wax to reach the edges of the vessel to encourage an even burn and help prevent tunneling. Keep on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from drafts and flammable materials. Never leave a burning candle unattended, and keep away from children and pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease secure all food before going to sleep.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe's tired of having this conversation, Gary.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shadow Threadz","offers":[{"title":"Fraser Fir","offer_id":64460268306801,"sku":"PMH74-L-FF.1859790","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0906\/3533\/8097\/files\/a9e42dfe541dc54faf8d4ab9ebb8f51a771e3070.jpg?v=1787655980","url":"https:\/\/shadowthreadzshop.com\/products\/the-campsite-inspector-candle-9oz","provider":"Shadow Threadz ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}