{"product_id":"the-hot-mess-express-tarot-available-in-t-shirt-pullover-hoodie-tank-or-long-sleeve","title":"Hot Mess Express Tarot Collection","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYour cards have spoken. Unfortunately, they say you're a hot mess.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe Hot Mess Express Tarot Collection turns beautifully questionable life choices into wearable prophecy. With its tarot-inspired design and delightfully chaotic attitude, it's an easy Shadow Threadz piece for anyone whose spiritual journey occasionally involves missing deadlines, losing their keys, and hoping the universe sorts itself out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoose your preferred style, from a classic tee or tank to cozy long sleeves, pullovers, and hoodies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable as a T-shirt, pullover, hoodie, tank, or long sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuper soft and cozy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrue to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand printed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes XS–4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShirts have some stretch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize down for a tighter fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize up for a looser fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe universe has a plan. Apparently chaos was part of it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witchwood Bags","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt \/ XS","offer_id":64607397183857,"sku":"sku-45993823174884","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pullover \/ XS","offer_id":64607397216625,"sku":"sku-45993823207652","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Hoodie \/ XS","offer_id":64607397249393,"sku":"sku-45993823240420","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Tank Top \/ XS","offer_id":64607397282161,"sku":"sku-45993823273188","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Long Sleeve Shirt \/ XS","offer_id":64607397314929,"sku":"sku-45993823305956","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ S","offer_id":64607397347697,"sku":"sku-45993823338724","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ M","offer_id":64607397380465,"sku":"sku-45993823371492","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ L","offer_id":64607397413233,"sku":"sku-45993823404260","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ XL","offer_id":64607397446001,"sku":"sku-45993823437028","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ 2XL","offer_id":64607397478769,"sku":"sku-45993823469796","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ 3XL","offer_id":64607397511537,"sku":"sku-45993823502564","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ 4XL","offer_id":64607397544305,"sku":"sku-45993823535332","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pullover \/ S","offer_id":64607397577073,"sku":"sku-45993823568100","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pullover \/ M","offer_id":64607397609841,"sku":"sku-45993823600868","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pullover \/ L","offer_id":64607397642609,"sku":"sku-45993823633636","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pullover \/ XL","offer_id":64607397675377,"sku":"sku-45993823666404","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pullover \/ 2XL","offer_id":64607397708145,"sku":"sku-45993823699172","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pullover \/ 3XL","offer_id":64607397740913,"sku":"sku-45993823731940","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pullover \/ 4XL","offer_id":64607397773681,"sku":"sku-45993823764708","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ S","offer_id":64607397806449,"sku":"sku-45993823797476","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ M","offer_id":64607397839217,"sku":"sku-45993823830244","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ L","offer_id":64607397871985,"sku":"sku-45993823863012","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ XL","offer_id":64607397904753,"sku":"sku-45993823895780","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ 2XL","offer_id":64607397937521,"sku":"sku-45993823928548","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ 3XL","offer_id":64607397970289,"sku":"sku-45993823961316","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ 4XL","offer_id":64607398003057,"sku":"sku-45993823994084","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tank Top \/ S","offer_id":64607398035825,"sku":"sku-45993824026852","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tank Top \/ M","offer_id":64607398068593,"sku":"sku-45993824059620","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tank Top \/ L","offer_id":64607398101361,"sku":"sku-45993824092388","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tank Top \/ XL","offer_id":64607398134129,"sku":"sku-45993824125156","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tank Top \/ 2XL","offer_id":64607398166897,"sku":"sku-45993824157924","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tank Top \/ 3XL","offer_id":64607398199665,"sku":"sku-45993824190692","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tank Top \/ 4XL","offer_id":64607398232433,"sku":"sku-45993824223460","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve Shirt \/ S","offer_id":64607398265201,"sku":"sku-45993824256228","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve Shirt \/ M","offer_id":64607398297969,"sku":"sku-45993824288996","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve Shirt \/ L","offer_id":64607398330737,"sku":"sku-45993824321764","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve Shirt \/ XL","offer_id":64607398363505,"sku":"sku-45993824354532","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve Shirt \/ 2XL","offer_id":64607398396273,"sku":"sku-45993824387300","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve Shirt \/ 3XL","offer_id":64607398429041,"sku":"sku-45993824420068","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve Shirt \/ 4XL","offer_id":64607398461809,"sku":"sku-45993824452836","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0906\/3533\/8097\/files\/t-hotmess.jpg?v=1789513476","url":"https:\/\/shadowthreadzshop.com\/products\/the-hot-mess-express-tarot-available-in-t-shirt-pullover-hoodie-tank-or-long-sleeve","provider":"Shadow Threadz ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}