Pine Barrens Complaint Department Candle 9oz

For centuries, people wandering through the Pine Barrens have reported strange screams echoing between the trees.

Naturally, everyone assumed the worst.

Turns out, the Jersey Devil just has complaints.

Nobody knows exactly what started it. Maybe the trails aren't properly marked. Maybe someone moved his favorite tree. Maybe he's been trying to reach management since 1735.

Whatever happened, witnesses describe finding him beside the trail, gesturing angrily toward the nearest information board while making what can only be described as several extremely valid points.

Someone once shouted, “WHAT DO YOU WANT?”

The screaming stopped.

Then resumed considerably louder.

Apparently that was not the correct customer-service response.

Warm and nostalgic, Fallen Leaves captures the feeling of a crisp autumn walk through the woods. Apple, cinnamon, and clove bring cozy seasonal warmth before giving way to pine, eucalyptus, juniper, and tart cranberry. A grounding base of cedar leaves the fragrance distinctly woodsy, comforting, and unmistakably fall.

The vintage roadside-inspired label takes you into the autumn Pine Barrens at sunset, where a lonely sandy trail winds through the pines and one increasingly frustrated local appears to have been waiting quite some time for assistance.

He isn't attacking.

He'd just like to speak to whoever's in charge.

🍎 Apple • Cinnamon • Clove • Pine • Eucalyptus • Juniper • Cranberry • Cedar
Your representative will be with you shortly. Probably.

Candle Details

• Size: 9 oz
• Amber glass vessel with gold lid
• Coconut soy wax blend
• Cotton wick, lead and zinc free
• Approx. 45-hour burn time
• Vegan wax blend
• Gluten, paraben, and phthalate free
• Made with renewable ingredients
• Part of the Cryptid Country Collection

Scent: Fallen Leaves

Candle Care

Trim the wick to approximately 1/4 inch before each burn. For the first burn, allow the melted wax to reach the edges of the vessel to encourage an even burn and help prevent tunneling. Keep on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from drafts and flammable materials. Never leave a burning candle unattended, and keep away from children and pets.

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