The Campsite Inspector Candle 9oz

Most campers worry about bears.

Around here, the bears are the least judgmental thing in the woods.

Campers have long reported waking to find their sites mysteriously tidied overnight. Coolers are latched. Food gets put away. Trash disappears. Firewood gets stacked.

Eventually, someone spotted the responsible party.

Tall. Hairy. Standing between the trees.

Arms crossed.

Apparently, Bigfoot isn't raiding campsites.

He's inspecting them.

Gary learned this after leaving an open bag of chips outside his tent. At 2:13 AM, he heard heavy footsteps, some rustling, and the cooler opening.

By morning, the chips were safely inside, the cooler was latched, and his firewood had been neatly stacked.

Based on the disappointed look Gary received from the tree line, we're estimating a B-minus.

Fresh, crisp, and timeless, Fraser Fir captures the feeling of stepping into a cool evergreen forest. Cypress and bright lemon peel lead into evergreen and cedar, while fir, warm amber, and earthy moss create a comforting woodland finish.

He isn't hunting you.

He's looking at your cooler. And frankly, he has concerns.

🌲 Cypress • Lemon Peel • Evergreen • Cedar • Fir • Amber • Moss
He's very particular about food storage.

Candle Details

• Size: 9 oz
• Amber glass vessel with gold lid
• Coconut soy wax blend
• Cotton wick, lead and zinc free
• Approx. 45-hour burn time
• Vegan wax blend
• Gluten, paraben, and phthalate free
• Made with renewable ingredients
• Part of the Cryptid Country Collection

Scent: Fraser Fir

Candle Care

Trim the wick to approximately 1/4 inch before each burn. For the first burn, allow the melted wax to reach the edges of the vessel to encourage an even burn and help prevent tunneling. Keep on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from drafts and flammable materials. Never leave a burning candle unattended, and keep away from children and pets.

Please secure all food before going to sleep.

He's tired of having this conversation, Gary.