The Flatwoods Visitor Center Candle 9oz
The Flatwoods Visitor Center Candle 9oz
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Something strange fell from the sky over the West Virginia hills.
Naturally, everyone panicked.
Meanwhile, the mysterious visitor wandered down to the local visitor center, found it completely unattended, and has apparently been standing there ever since.
She traveled 47 light-years for this.
Witnesses describe a tall glowing figure beside the closed kiosk, occasionally pointing toward it with increasing irritation.
Nobody has been attacked.
Nobody has disappeared.
She's just wondering why absolutely no one is working the welcome desk.
At this point, we're less concerned about an alien invasion and more concerned about the Yelp review.
Festive and woodsy, Cranberry Woods opens with bright red currant, tart cranberry, and warm cinnamon. Black currant and fresh green leaves create a lush middle before soft vanilla, fir, and pine settle into a cozy evergreen finish. It's nostalgic, inviting, and wonderfully suited to a chilly evening in the Appalachian woods.
The vintage roadside-inspired label captures a winding mountain road at sunset, a suspicious light in the distance, one very closed visitor kiosk, and its increasingly unimpressed interstellar guest.
She isn't here to conquer Earth.
She would simply like someone to acknowledge her arrival.
🍒 Red Currant • Cinnamon • Cranberry • Black Currant • Green Leaves • Vanilla • Fir • Pine
She’s been waiting for someone to greet her.
Candle Details
• Size: 9 oz
• Amber glass vessel with gold lid
• Coconut soy wax blend
• Cotton wick, lead and zinc free
• Approx. 45-hour burn time
• Vegan wax blend
• Gluten, paraben, and phthalate free
• Made with renewable ingredients
• Part of the Cryptid Country Collection
Scent: Cranberry Woods
Candle Care
Trim the wick to approximately 1/4 inch before each burn. For the first burn, allow the melted wax to reach the edges of the vessel to encourage an even burn and help prevent tunneling. Keep on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from drafts and flammable materials. Never leave a burning candle unattended, and keep away from children and pets.
The visitor center will reopen tomorrow at 9 AM.
She is not taking that well.
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